Anti-Fitness Postman?

I walked out to our mailbox today to grab the mail. We now have one of those actual mailboxes with a little red flag on it, unlike the narrow slit-top mailbox we had in the city. There's plenty of space inside it, thus I was surprised to find this:

My poor Runners World magazine.

Looks like a rabid animal went to town.

What do you think? Is my mail carrier anti-fitness? Didn't like the pink and orange outfit the model was wearing? Or just having a bad day?

So sad. Now I have to figure out how to actually read my magazine...since when I opened it a few torn-off corners were even tucked inside. Or, for you conspiracy theorists, maybe Barbri is conspiring to eliminate all of my distractions...

Whatever the case may be, thank you USPS for making my day a little more "interesting".